So I went to look at a car with my dad today. Just from the sounds of it, I was skeptical. It was more money than I wanted to spend, had more miles than I was looking for, and was worth a hell of a lot more than they were selling it for.
"What's wrong with it?" "I don't know."
So we took it on a test drive and it didn't feel quite right and my dad had the mechanic put it up on the rack. Oh yeah, she's a freakin' leaker. You name a color, and it was leaking it. Green, red, oil. Uh huh... No freaking way.
So now I'm home, I'm debating making another pot of coffee to spike, or maybe I can try some vodka in my tea. Wonder if I have any lemons?
Oh, I got lemons galore... Make lemonade! That's what mama always said, "When life gives you lemons..."
Problem is, I'm too old to open up a corner lemonade stand without a damn business permit.
I enjoy the word "oil" showing up in a list of colors.
ReplyDeleteProblem is, to some people oil equates to money in their pockets, but for me, it's the color of money I gotta spend haha
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